Tea Rooms

I wonder why women love to have lunch at tea rooms. It could be that very few men frequent a tea room and the ones that do look either whipped or gay. The noisiest table at a restaurant is always the one occupied by a group of women but put that same group of women in a tea room and they tone it down. They are influenced by the ladylike setting and attempt to prove they belong there.

6 of us ladies are having lunch at a tea room today and, having been there before, we know the food will be special...small but delicious portions of home made delicacies. The ladies who run this establishment must have attended a prestigious cooking school because none of us can pronounce the names of the entrees. No matter, we'll enjoy our meal immensely, then compliment the cook before we leave and she'll bask in the praise she justly deserves. That's what it's all about!