Michael Jackson Holiday?

Why do people assume we should designate a holiday for every famous person under the sun? It's hard to deny an extra day off work in the year so I'm all for more holidays but can't they be in honor of nice people? Someone has suggested a Michael Jackson holiday...why??? He was just a talented man who screwed up his life.

What about a holiday to honor all the outstanding teachers who have been shining examples in their careers? What about a holiday to honor volunteers? And how about a holiday to honor greatgrammas who have diligently attended 3 generations of children's sports, drama, and musical events? We're all more deserving of a holiday named after us than Michael Jackson, don't you think?

Now, an Elvis Presley holiday might be a good idea, though.