Monday, May 27, 2019

True Story

A group of women friends go for a "girl's weekend" every year at this time and it's such a wonderful tradition that I'm so happy they keep going.  Girlfriends are indispensable in a woman's life because they fulfill a purpose that not even the most loved husband can fill.

Anyway, their weekend is comprised of great food, great fun, and, unfortunately, sometimes too much great booze.  Now, being a little tipsy often brings out the worst in people and it somehow brings out the song in one of the lady's hearts (name withheld but it starts with K).  I've been told that the party usually ends long before 11 P.M. when they have to quiet down but apparently this last one went on until 1 A.M. when "K" thought it would be a fine idea to go out on the porch and sing at the top of her lungs.  "K" has one of the worst off key voices in the world (she takes after her mother) and the neighbors didn't like it and called the cops to complain about the wild and noisy party going on.

When the cops arrived, they were greeted by a whole slew of middle aged ladies sitting around the table just talking.  Apparently "K" had quieted down.  What was so funny was what the cop said when he walked in..."Now this is something I hadn't expected!"  I guess wild and noisy late night parties usually consist of teens or young people and not sweet middle aged ladies.

I love this story and it will go down in the archives of the "girls' weekend".  

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