Monday, April 26, 2010

Eating Chicken Makes You Gay???

Well, Evo Morales, president of Bolivia, has shown his ignorance once again. Now he's stating that eating chicken, laced with hormones to promote faster growth, can make a heterosexual gay. This is a man who takes a tiny seed of suspicion without scientific merit and speaks it as the truth.

As with all rumor and innuendo, there is an atom of possible truth in what he says. All of the chemicals in food that we are consuming can't be doing us any good but, changing our sexual orientation??? From all reports, Evo must not eat much chicken because he apparently prefers very, very young girls as sexual partners. What's worse, a gay or a pedophile?

I eat a lot of chicken but have been an active and inactive heterosexual all of my life. Come to think about it, I've begun to notice humungous silicone boobs lately. My goodness, could this be the start of Evo's predictions????

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