It's hard to believe that I've tried for about 11 years to be the Turd Queen and failed once again. I had 2 chances to dunk the turd and the closest I got was to splat one turd onto the front of the toilet, not in it.
I'm getting closer to winning, though, because this year a lady named Pat is the Turd Queen, unfortunately not this Pat.
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